Friday, May 14, 2010

More than one way to skin a…

No, wait, I’ll get to that.

Cargo is moving, sometimes I forget that is the job they pay me to do.

Walking the docks checking out the cool ships. Coop’s Raveinn, Immy’s Chrysalis (complete with a live horse), Iskrin’s Unlikely to Fly (poor public relations name), Fournier’s Skyhook and Ziggy London’s tub. A few others whose names I don’t know.

The main Zenobian Behemoth Liner is moored in high oribit, I usually take the autoshuttle down. But not for long, Campers. After many long months, the Necessity is going to be finally coming out of the shop. I test drove it this week with the new engines, totally sweet, probably only fighter jets can out maneuver her. Gonna add some comfies for when sissies visit. You should see all the crap these Nancies put in their boat, you’d think they were Companions.

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Lot of boats but Ziggy was the only animate body around, but people filled in later. Val dropped by while we were jawing on the tarmac about trade. I thought Ziggy was spinning yarn about trade, but he really had meat-beetles. No, I did not try one. He had his replicant, Artie, wrap some up for me. Arties is in the same series as Krenshar but with fewer issues. We made a deal to trade instant coffee for meat beetles. Rottengirl came by while we were wrapping things up, she was cordial, but I am not sure she cared for the deal. Maybe that’s why he was a no show for the exchange. I even hired Raveinn to make the exchange in case I was not on the tarmac. But Ziggy shipped out to Moonshel. Ah well.

Had a run of 24 tons of premium Kona Coffee to go to Varahi, a gift from Lord Flanaghan of Zenobia thru the estates manager, Zeno Baxton. Varahi agreed to warehouse the spare java. Since Raveinn had some business (legit) on Whittier, he agreed to make the run to Paquin for me. Filled up the tanks and a small advance. Zade like a total mensch (new word of the week) helped load the cargo onto the Raveinn.

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Ran into most of the crew of the Raveinn at the Burning Barrel, Gabe was ansy. Jumpy. Edgy. Dunno, twitchy like some shadow boxing full body Turrettes Syndrome. She was anxious to get out of system. Cool. We talked about the relative importance of chocolate ice cream versus a functioning morgue cold chamber.

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Zenobia’s Near “Earth” Asteroid mining operations on Mu Draconis is going well. Sentry said he was going to try and extract some from it. We have a stockpile. Coop couldn’t make the run because of legitimate business on Whittier, but he recommended Captain Kate Fournier. She agreed to make the run from Mu Draco to 34 Tauri for me. 40 tons of radionuclide ores. Maybe she can use the money to buy clothes for her crew. I warned her not to get drawn into the drama of the so-called natives in Mu Draco.

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We hired Lynx to be our docking agent there. Basically meet them at the highport and make sure they have everything in order before they come down dirtside, then show them where the warehouse is.

United Systems Directorate was advising me about the local unrest in Mu Draconis. Major Siamendes worked out an intel exchange agreement with United Systems Directorate. I had a discussion with an angry marine about the not so subtle difference between a military action, a war crime and premeditated murder. He did not stay to finish the discussion, he was anxious to get his gun off. The Colonel is going to bribe the Constable and tells me about it. Don’t tell anyone you’re going to bribe someone, certainly not the consular of one of the local moores. Another member of the Imperial Scouts (yet another military organization, sheesh) tries to bribe Lady Soyinka, a Fremen. Pfft. Good way to end up on a list or move your name closer to the top. And I don't mean the good kind of list.

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I had to speak to Seana about something and drop off some botanicals for Gallagher. Seana and Gallagher were having a hissy about Gallagher dealing with the corpse artist serial killer. Gallagher quit and got drunk at Eavesdown, I think he hurt himself in a shuttle crash. He was talking loopy. I left his present for him for when he gets back. I am not on Seana’s short list for Sheriff. Sheriffs are elected officials, we should have an election.

I ran into x0x0, she was mourning the alleged death of her brother. No body, no pictures, Cody as witness, Reavers taking the body away. What is a girl to think? I can tell you what this girl thinks: I think he’s not dead. I mean, who even stays dead for more than a month.

Faking your death, it’s the new black? No, it’s so last year. Mind control, pregnancy and brain chips, that’s the new black.

Mindo’s Suicide? Puh-lease. If Mindo is dead, then Cody killed him. Cody shot at a Marshall in Eavesdown, maybe he’s trying to get out of nanny duty.

It could also be some form of mind control that influenced his behavior, its going around. I could make a list. But still, no body? No pictures? CODY as your eyewitness? Reavers took the body? No, a month, six weeks tops.

For the record, I did not want Mindo dead. I just wanted people to stop saying they were going to kill him if they did not mean it.

Moving on.

Sometimes even when people explain things to me, I was still don’t know what’s going on. Lily downloaded a drone program from Ardra at Mini Zebes last September and it has been taking control of her. Doctor Qui Von Wer Foreman Serendipity from the Zénobie Institut Polytechnique got x0x0 a quantum bus. They used it with some conducting plate and Cody as bait (naturally) to download it out of Lily. Gallagher and I got to watch. Notice the scanner display which monitor’s Lily’s brain activity, it says. “CAT”. Nevermind. Hard to tell if Lilybell is okay or not, she was kind of focused about mélange. Gave x0x0 a giant red pulsating blastomere incubation unit. They uploaded the drone program to the mainframe we smuggled out of Zenobia during the government changeover. Krenshar decrypted the database and I delivered it to Zeno.

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Usual Smalltalk

Due to circumstances beyond my control, the Consolidated Associated Traders of Zenobia is temporarily closing down its MacLaren's Drift operation. Upper management has not informed me of their new plans or schedule. We are expanding in other areas, such as Jiangyin maybe. Prospecting continues. Expansion, occasional contraction.

While I was looking over the vault site, I ran into Dex from Applecado Transport and Salvage. He showed me...an Applecado. I always thought an Applecado was a cocktail. A lot of agribusiness techincal talk followed. We struck a deal for a sample pallet. Chatted about terraforming, and the lack thereof. Reasons why maybe not to kill a mass murderer. Usual smalltalk.
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Heading back to Hale, I tended to my dinky office next to Fook Yoo's and our warehouse in the Destiny Compound. Little things catch my eye.

Like Hale's has a flag.
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The fancified eggs from the contest are in the window of the Catalog Store. I like the steampunk one and the blastomere incubation unit one. None of mine made even honorable mention, but that is only because they were not very good.
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Sheriff Gallagher is pretty selective about what evidence he keeps and what he throws out. I wonder what he plans to do with that Jamaican herb and back death cigs he has on his private shelf.

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Strange the dynamics of life. Serial killer roaming Hale's Moon. But somehow it gets me to spend some quality timw with folks.

I had only seen Natirra a couple times since she moved to Hale's Moon. When she first moved in next to my apartment and when she was setting up the new clinic. But hey, a dead body and the doorstep and we take the time and chat a bit. She said that people in Hale really appreciate having quality dental care.

Likewise, Deputy Cody came to seal off te crime scenes. Got to chat with him a while. Mostly about the differing standards among synthetic beings. "Your fiance's friend is mixed up with transporting the internal organs harvested from your friends and family from Blackburne, what bad can come from that?" Different standards. Raids killed people, Krenshar gets his system hacked and the Replicant Order renews it crusade to exterminate humanity, Lily freaks out now and then. Krenshar, LilyBell and AuraBlue all promised to kill me last. I feel the love. Just different standards, yeah?
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I don't know what circumstances would arise that I would get chatty with Jango Fell. A pleasant enough neo-anarchist. More of the cost-benefit analysis version. The first set of serial killings put us to talking.
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WHODAT!?
I met Tamika Saramago wandering around Hale's one night. Seems like whenever there is a runaway hiding in the tunnels and mines in Hale, they find me.
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I also had a chat with a dead convicted mass murderer. He is doing well, dance lessons, keeping busy. We discussed where bodies are buried, who may or may not be dead, who may or may not be the victim of various nefarious mind control techniques. The usual smalltalk.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Easter

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No no no no! Add water before you open the container. Hey Doc. Now that you have inspected a sample of the goods, get the lettuce ready. I am going to send 24 tons of Special High Intensity Terraforma (S.H.I.T.) right after Easter.

Raids has a shop. How? Why? What for? Dunno. Where I can answer. Right next to the Hale Herald. Want to keep a low profile, stay away from Newspaper offices.

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Whodat? Disoriented, but still allowed to fly a ship though. There should be a law or something.
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The Zenobia Behemoth Class Frigate is a lot harder to repair than my outdated Aught Two Mini Firefly Sloop. Any fusion monkey can repair the Necessity. But you need the right man with the right tools for the big job.

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To borrow words from wordsmith Suki, someone who can build a fusion engine out of spoons and engine fumes. Whodat? Mr. Vegaslon. Thanks Vega, the door kept getting stuck open.

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Easter is weird in Hale. Someone puts an Easter dress on a horse. I call in Calina for a seamstress emergency.

I got hit in the head pretty nasty earlier in the week. Still seeing things.

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Good to see Cool Luke and Tabitha out for a visit. Big fan of eggs maybe. Talked to Luke about some shipping.
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Decorated Eggs brings out new faces. Whodat?
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Leia is dressed up for the holidays, orrrrr my head is still making me see things. Hard to tell when I visit Hale. I showed Leia my dollies. The Zadeykins one holsters my pistol. The Krenshar one is weighted as a melee weapon. The LilyBell Dolly is rigged with a claymore.


I had to prospect a little, went to some out of the way in the off-world colonies. New navigator tagged along.

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Monday, March 29, 2010

Throwdowns and Reincarnation

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Gabe kicked my ass. Well, thankfully she didn't actually kick me. She might have, my head hurts so much I am not sure if my butt got hurt. Cage Fighting in Eavesdown. It was slow going. Gabe, Coop, Calina and me sitting around. Pod came by to check on the fuss, whined a bit to Coop.

It looked like it would be just Gabe and Coop fighting. I have sparred with both of them in the past, with little hope of improvement on my part. I had no only a little bit of worry about Gabe serious hurting me. Then Immy showed up. Cody showed. Zade. Okay, all friends, no worries. I got into the ring.

It took me a few minutes to get ready because I wear a lot of clothes. The cape, hood and mantle, my EVA tether, trenchcoat, pilot gear, EVA boots, body armor, spectra gloves. Oh wait, a knife, forgot I was wearing it. By the time I was standing there in my stillsuit skivvies, it was nearly a full house.

Huan Dan Joe, the fight promoter, said G and I had 2 minutes. Pfft, like G needs that much time to slap me around.

I remember very little. I remember Huan Dan Joe saying fight. I am not sure but I seem to recall that Gabe knocked me out of the ring. I remember being back in the ring then being face down on the mat and Gabe asking me if I was okay.

I head was spinning and I had an awful headache. I wondered why I was in my skivvies. I woke up disoriented in a cage, wearing only my skivvies, with my head spinnig and a pounding headache. This must be what its like to be Cody.

Someone said something about a concussion and that I shouldn't sleep. Luckily I had a thermos of espresso with me. Zade was kind enough to tickle my feet while I recovered in the first aid station. When I was done at the first aid station I curled up on the couch next to Coop and sipped my coffee.

It was a bit blurry for me from there. I sprung up when I heard that Cody was going to fight Immy. I wanted to place a bet on Immy. Huan Dan Joe was slow to take my bet, wimp. No one else was quick enough on the draw either. The fight started. I couldn't see it, but Cody won. Joe lost out, moron.

Ziggy and Coop mixed it up. Zade and I made a friendly bet of one of his special milkshakes against my private stash of jellybeans. Ziggy put Coop down, it was a good fight. Everything I thought I knew about the verse was wrong. I assumed I imagined it, cuncussion and all that. I paid up my jelly beans to Zade, Zade gave me a consolation milkshake, but not his "special" milkshake. Fair enough.

The place was filled to capacity, glad that some of the people I called came out. I talked to Pod earlier in the day about sponsoring a fighter. I am going to talk to Zeno about having the Consolidated Associated Traders of Zenobia sponsoring a fighter. Because I am sure as hell never going back into the cage and we should have better representation. I am going to talk to Tri-V and CNS about sponsoring a fighter too. I liked how Raveinn, Chrysalis and Applecado all had representation in the ring.

I had to go find a proper doctor, the first aid station was not enough. I left money with Gabe and told her to buy Ziggy a good drink.

I hear tell that Cody "The Meatbag" Winterwolf held his own against Gabe and Ziggy and ended up with the purse for the night.

I had just come from the CATZ office on Hale and ran into SEANA on the landing pad talking with a heavily inked gal named Opine. Yes, SEANA.

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Opine was working on a thermal coat for her minimalist ship to shore shuttle (say that 3 times fast). Minimalist mean a teeny tiny place for her and her wife and 4 big guns and 2 big engines. Pretty fly though.

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Sheriff Gallagher Aeon is a trendsetter. I told Miya and Skura about the cool new water feature Gallagher put in his bathroom by the famous artist Yuri Nall. Yuri Nall's work is known throughout the 'verse and even back to old Earth That Was. Mainly in men's public bathrooms. Within a day Miya and Skura were showing me their water feature. All very nice, but lacked the primitive utility of Yuri's original concept. Respect art people.

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I ran into Xoxo redecorating her office. She inquired about whether we do certain kinds of acquisitions off the books. We have a lot of latitude off the books. We discussed quantum computing. When I say this, I mean she talked about it and I tried to remember enough so I could get Professor Qui to explain it to me later.

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Have you ever wondered about reincarnation? Like if you were bad in this life you might be reincarnated as a cat forced to be store mannequin on Londinium.

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I know rumors about a robotic dog with the transplanted brain of a human, just a rumor. I don't know if they have that kind of technology or not. But could Scientists on Ariel take the brain of a judge and put it into the body of a robotic hover-cat?

We have spoken to a few people directly and hired a few Independent Midbulk haulers already, but we have more work that needs doing. If you have a 25 ton capacity sloop with a crew of 3 or a 120 ton capacity cutter with a crew of 4, please contact me at the Consolidated Associated Traders of Zenobia and let me know what routes you can work so we can have you ship some cargo. We have some salvage work also.

Applicants should be willing to work with Pork, Meat Byproducts, Radionuclide Ores, Special High Intensity Terraforma (S.H.I.T.) and other flamable, explosive or hazardous substances. For bonding and insurance purposes, we are required to inspect your ship to insure that you can handle the cargo.

We understand that some people have special legal issues, please be frank and let us know what places you or your crew cannot operate. No felons or crew with outstanding Alliance warrants further into the Core than Persephone. It is not really a major limitation.

The Consolidated Associated Traders of Zenobia is looking to sponsor a fighter to represent it at Fight Night in Persephone. Please contact Jai Raghilda or Zeno Baxton to apply.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Avoiding my to-do list

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First, a nice milkshake.

I cannot bring myself to make a list of how many half finished projects I have, I would have to add that list to the list. If I made it, which I won't because I wouldn't finish it. .... voice trails off. Mutters something about a PDA, smartphone, pffft.

Well, top of my list of unfinished things is putting my office back together on Hale. This week for sure. Juicy location next to Fook Yoo's and good access to Firefly's.

I started to work on it, but quickly got distracted by my new office neightbor, Applecado Transport and Salvage. I think they are a transport and salvage company. Brooke, Dex (if that is his real name), Cody, Ibram, Becca and some twitchy gal with a gun. Nice folks. Ibram assures me he flies better than he drives. He would have to.

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Right down the street from Applecado and the Consolidated Associated Traders of Zenobia is Firefly's Bar, the friendliest bar in the 'Verse. Zade makes my milkshake special. His blender has been broken for a while, but like good frontier folk, he adapts. He does shake it marginally faster if you slap his butt.

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Doctor Johnnie Spargel from Eavesdown Docks has a produce shop and Greenhouse on Hale. Good to see ya around, Doc. I preordered a salad from him, 1 ton.

The ubiquitous Cortex News Service, now expanding into other businesses I hear. Hey Tillery, call me.
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Another name I see cropping up around is Valiant Vuckovnic's Tri-V.
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There are a lot more things, some all cool and secrety, but I keeep getting distracted by people who talk to me and get me involved in something interesting or important like, "Let me show you the new shuttle for my ship," or "Hey, the church is burning and there's marshmallows...."

Hale is not just about business, it's educational too. Just yesterday, the Replicant Order gave a demonstration why you should consider not constructing a wooden building near the mines. Or that replicants hold a grudge for a long time. Ummmm, moving on.

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I had to check on our secured warehouse on Mac, as I have been given notice that it is moving. Despite how many shifty characters staked out the warehouse, no one robbed it. Several cows were taken from the corral and my inventory tells me about 3 that were shoved over a cliff.

Checking on Bootlickers Bar, ummmm Bootleggers Bar, and I found Immy guarding the Pong Game. She was in an eerie gunhand trance and I wisely did not interupt her.

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I think Brooke was supervising Immy as she guards the Pong Game.

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WHODAT?

Whoever she was, she was watching Brooker supervise Immy as she guarded the Pong Game.

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Okay, this is kinda lame, not my best work. I had the pics and wanted to get them out. I will start putting info of significance soon. Love Jai.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

REPORT ALL GRIEFERS

REPORT ALL GRIEFERS.

Some people's idea of fun to make you feel bad. They exploit our congeniality and sense of community to create victims for their antisocial behavior.

You do not have to tolerate this.

REPORT ALL GRIEFERS.

VIOLATIONS:

INTOLERANCE: Using extremely insulting and inflammatory language toward groups of people based on race, nationality, religion, or sexual preferences.

HARRASSMENT: Pressing for interaction with someone after being told to stop; Pursuing, bothering, or repeatedly insulting a person. Debates and personal quarrels are consensual activities and do not constitute harrassment

ASSAULT: Repeatedly walking into someone (not by mistake);
Using a weapon to push people out of a location where they have a right to be;
Placing a cage or container around a person;
Producing objects, particles, or sounds that are disruptive or interfere with your field of view, or which excessively consume server resources in the region;
Repeatedly playing sound clips or filling chat with verbage so as to disrupt other people's conversations.

INDECENCY: Nude genital display, using obscene language excessively or repeatedly, or rezzing disgusting objects in a PG area or in a mature area where land owners forbid it, or the intention is to bother others.

PARCEL VIOLATIONS: Placing objects across parcel boundaries; using another person's land to place advertisements or malicious objects; littering another person's land.

EXCLUSION: Seeking to exclude a person from a public activity or area.

There are two sets of procedures for dealing with Griefers:
1. Report to the sim owners/admins/officers.
2. Report to Linden Labs

1. Report Griefers to sim owners/admins/officers

REPORT ALL GRIEFERS.

Griefers often justifying any authorative/bullying behaviour with statements like "they have permission" or "they have the right". The only players that have the right to speak for the sim are the officers/owners of the sim.

IM the sim's owners/officers/admins. If they are online, they will take care of it immediately. Even if they are offline (or appear to be), IM them immediately so they have a record of the event. Some get email notices of their IMs and will log in to deal with the emergency.

In the case of rezzing of inappropriate objects, contact an officer who will come and return said object. Officers have the power to derezz objects, freeze, kick and ban avatars from the sim. Talk to them calmly, they will help you out.

Make sure to document as much as possible. Log IMs and local chat. Take pictures. Make note of the chain of events. Even if you can get a hold of an online officer, documentation is important. Griefers/abusers often complain about the treatment they receive, and claim to have had good reasons for their actions. Documentation is critical.

If the sim's owners/officers/admins are unavailable, politely ask the person/persons to stop what they are doing. Don't be rude, don't provoke them, and don't fight fire with fire. Just ask them as nicely as possible to cease what they are doing. If you start a fight, chances are they will return in greater numbers with retaliation in mind.

If no officer is online, please leave the sim until the abuser is gone or at least get away from him/her/it. Do not provoke them or start a fight, as it often spirals out of control.

Whatever the end result of the debacle may be, always leave the sim owner/admin/officer a message. Send logs, pictures, your account, anything you have. Anything that is shared stays with the officer and the information will only be used to deal with the incident.


2. Report Griefers to Linden Labs

(From the Secondlife wiki)

http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Reporting_griefers:_very_detailed_instructions

REPORT ALL GRIEFERS

A. Executive summary of this notecard:

To report griefing, go to Help at the Top of your screen. If you were shot or shoved or constrained, check Bumps Pushes and Hits to see who did it. Then, also in Help, select Report Abuse and fill out the AR (Abuse Report) form. Details and explanation follow, below.

B. WHAT ARE GRIEFERS? Griefers are people who deliberately interfere with other people's legitimate enjoyment of an activity; or who pursue their own fun with wreckless disregard for negative effects on bystanders.

You can report abusive behavior to Linden Lab. Multiple reports lead to the griefer being suspended from Second Life for a time, or possibly being permanently banned.

C. USE THE AR (Abuse Report) TO REPORT A GRIEFER

1) If griefers are pushing you around or shooting at you, quickly sit on the ground or on something belonging to you. Normally griefers cannot move you while you sit. If they are using malicious objects, hover your pointer over the object to see the owner's name.

2) Quickly write down your location (region, XYZ coordinates). If you can tell who the griefer is, write their name quickly on a piece of paper. Don't bother to engage the griefer in conversation or argument. It just gratifies them and delays your report.

3) Go to HELP at the top of your SL screen.

If you have just been forced out of your location or position, by shoving or with a weapon (scripted object), select BUMPS, PUSHES, & HITS. The abuser's name will probably be listed there. . Be careful -- there are many innocent bumps sometimes, from people who accidentally walk into you.

Also under HELP, select REPORT ABUSE.

4) On the AR (Abuse Report Form) you will see a small snapshot of your current field of view. If this snapshot shows what the griefer is doing, click "include screenshot" under the picture.

5) You will see a box that says "Select Category" and has a drop-down menu. You must select one of the categories of abusive behavior. Here are some examples to clarify those categories.

INTOLERANCE: Seeking to exclude a person from what should be a public activity or area.

Using extremely insulting and inflammatory language toward groups of people based on race, nationality, religion, or sexual preferences.

HARRASSMENT: Pressing for interaction with someone after being told to stop;

Pursuing, bothering, or repeatedly insulting a person. Debates and personal quarrels do not constitute harrassment, however. Those are consensual activities.

ASSAULT: Repeatedly walking into someone (not by mistake);

Using a weapon to push people out of a location where they have a right to be;

Placing a cage or container around a person;

Producing objects, particles, or sounds that are disruptive or interfere with your field of view, or which excessively consume server resources in your region;

Repeatedly playing sound clips or filling chat with verbage so as to disrupt other people's conversations.

INDECENCY: nude genital display, using obscene language excessively or repeatedly, or rezzing disgusting objects in a PG area ( or in a mature area where land owners forbid it, or the intention is to bother others).

PARCEL VIOLATIONS: Placing objects across parcel boundaries; using another person's land to place advertisements or malicious objects; littering another person's land.

6) Abuser name

You cannot directly write the griefer's name in the "Abuser name" box. Click the Select button just to the right of the Abuser name box. It will open "person chooser".

In the person chooser, type the griefer's name or part of it. This will open a list of similar names. Choose the right name and click Select. That name will automatically be placed in the "Abuser name" field of the AR form.

If you cannot see who the griefer is (for example, you are assaulted with a lot of sounds and you do not know where they are coming from) use the name BLUE LINDEN. Blue Linden generously allows his name to be defamed this way, as a work-around. The AR cannot be sent with no abuser name on it.

7) Location of abuse

If you are still at the site of abuse when you begin the report, the report will automatically record the location and time. If you have gone to a different location to make the abuse report, you must use the body of the report form to state the name of the sim in which the griefing occurred, and preferably the parcel name or coordinates too.

8) Summary

Give a brief title to your report. Refer to the time, so that the Abuse Team at Linden Lab knows whether an immediate response is helpful or not.

Examples of summaries:

"Here and Now, griefers shooting a crowd" or "Griefers 4PM, shot people, gone now" or "Harrassing me now, won't leave my house" or "Griefer yesterday left objects on parcel"

9) Details

Your abuse report will reach the Lindens with an automatic date and time stamp showing when it was sent, and from where. You do not need to give the date, time, and coordinates of the griefing episode if the automatially entered information is accurate. Just start the description with something like "Here and now" if the abuse is happening; something like "Here at 4PM Second Life Time" if you are reporting after the fact.

Example of "Details":

"4 PM yesterday June 4 at Rosebud 110, 30, 31 Ratsucker Hax shot 6 guests out of my shop."

"Here and now, Ratsucker Hax is rezzing obscene objects and particles going over my parcel boundary. Chat excerpt: You: Get rid of this stuff. You have no quarrel with my guests. Ratsucker Hax: its not on ur land u cant do anything so eat me lol

10) REPORT ABUSE

Don't forget to click the Report Abuse button at the bottom of the report, to send it!

D. REPORTING A GRIEFER OBJECT

If a griefer goes away and leaves a harmful or irritating object behind, you can use the object to identify the griefer and submit a report.

1) Right-click on the object

2) Select More

3) Select More again

4) Select Report Abuse

5) The Abuse Report form should open for you, showing the name of the owner of the object in the "Abuser name" field. If not, use the "Click the button, then the object" option near the top of the Abuse Report form.

6) Fill out the rest of the form and be sure to click the Report Abuse button at the bottom when it is complete.

WILL THE GRIEFER SEE MY NAME?

The Lindens will not tell the griefer the names of any people who reported him.

IF THE GRIEFER KNOWS I REPORTED HIM, CAN HE TRACK ME DOWN AND BOTHER ME?

Anyone can send you IMs, unless you mute that person. Then you will no longer received their IMs or see any of their chat text. People can tell your location only if they are on your Friends list and you specifically give them that power. There are spy devices that can follow or look for you but they normally have a range of only 96 M. Objects cannot follow you when you teleport. If you own land, you can use land settings to prevent objects from entering your land. You can also eject specific people from your land and ban them from re-entering.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

G, where are we going?

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I remember when Gabe and I were too disoriented girls getting our bearings on Hale's Moon. Gabe was a bit edgy, looking over her shoulder a bit. When the Alliance started singling her out to squeeze, she blew town uh moon.

She mostly stayed away from Hale, visited a couple times. We kept in touch, but not the daily hang out and even come help me out on my independent jobs.

I saw G a few more times on MacLaren's Drift. Fell in with Raveinn. Coop headed out to the black for a few months after torching a couple of my offices. Gabe later went looking for him. We lost touch for a while.

The Gabe that came back was not the Gabe I remembered. She paced around more, more on edge. More willing to pick a fight. More likely to be bruised and cut. More often than Emma or even Cody the Human Target.

I see Gabe a lot more often lately because the Raveinn passes thru Eavesdown Docks a lot and it is my pass thru station.

But a fight club? Zohmygodzilla! I don't know what to say about it. She seems kind and friendly to me, old time sake, but she is definitely hostile to so-called "Core" sensibilities.

Maybe I am a little prissy, but Gabe, do you really need to be punched in the face?

Eavesdown Docks hosted fightnight cage match Tuesday at the Cockpit.

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Some guy Danjo offered money to the last man standing.

Sure, Coop, get in there. Give them hell and what for. But G, please. You don't have medical insurance. And certainly not dental. We have to talk.

Gabe and Coop were the first to square off. I would have hoped it was fixed, but G's bruises and cuts are real. Coop gave her hell and what for.

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What for? Money I guess.

Coop dusted off Ziggy, but I don't care if Ziggy is pretty or not.

Suzanne felt the need to tell me that Ziggy lasted less than a minute. I am assuming she meant in the fight.

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Later out by the Oakley Ranch on Prosperity, I met up with my two beat up friends.

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We didn't talk about it or much of anything actually. Coop left after a while, me and Gabe sat quietly on the corral fence. I don't know where her thoughts were. I was thinking about where we were going and why. She may have dozed off a little.

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Al Raqis and Splintered Rock are their usual strange place. Allegedly, some tall husky green hued fellow alleged stole water from House Bondar allegedly meant to be donated to the Clinic. How many of those could there be? The word "allegedly" comes up a lot there.

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For some reason, this called for an investigation of House Zenobia. Sad if that counts as clever politics. Fortunately the Chief Magistrate has a greater respect for the rule of law than the head of House Bondar.

While I was meeting with the Chief Magistrate agreeing to quell my grievance over the slander of House Bondar provided it does not occur again, a explosion was heard from the courtyard.

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CNS's own wheelchair bound Tillery Woodhen came out of his office at about the same time we did to see the smoking remains of the exposive device outside one of the House Faith Buildings. After the fire brigade put out the blaze, the bomb/arson team inspected the device and preliminarily confirmed that it is strikingly similar to the device placed at the CNS building the previous week.

Lady Reiko, the head of the Great House composed of Fremen, a few lingering zenobians (we are everywhere), a companion named Calina, a gentleman named Deerhunter and Commander Faith and Miss Bondar arrived. Some rude haughty talk of little consequence ensued. There was some tension, but the High Magistrate managed to quell than and the crowd dispersed.

I had a little talk with Lynx about the virtues of avoiding being baited into violence by people under mind control. I had to explain Project Treadstone and the Manchurian Candidate 3 times that day.

We are following up with our own investigation and have a few leads. I shared what I knew with the Chief Magistrate.

Zenobia is now offically a Great House on Al Raqis. We even have our own water reclamation vaporator. Constable Werribee showed me how to use it. In particular how to deal with Water thieves. The Constable is a good teacher, I learned a lot.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Stakeouts, Sanskrit, Sorrowman and Socials

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Stakeouts, Sanskrit, Sorrowman and Socials

Gabe went with me to inspect the corral at the Oakley Ranch. 50 Meter diameter and a dozen head of Feeder Cattle. The cows were fairly skitting actually, flitting about. Gabe liked smacking them about.

Been getting around more on horseback, now that I found a properly Jai-sized pony. I forget how many months Zenobia has had the warehouse/compound there, but at least 4 times in the past week I have seen people hanging out in front of it. Doing nothing really. But no one ever did nothing really in front of it before. Damn that multichromatic hasbeen gossip.

Whodat?

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Found LilyBell and Cody fretting over some book in the Blue Sun compound.

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There was some strange notes on the chalkboard...

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...and sanskrit written all over the walls. I bet either Mirra or Brother Feargananym at Bihar could maybe translate.

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Later after an uncomfortable and regretable misunderstanding with LilyBell and Cody, they obsessed over BlueSun's new Synthetic, BerryBlueSun. It spouted some cryptic clues about Thoth and AuroraBlue, Sand coming, coins and such.

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Later that evening I ran into Cody, he was heartbroken. Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster we know as LilyBell. Gallagher was missing, presumed dead by the hand of Gallagher Diesel, deathbot. Gallagher's keyring and some orange sand was left at the scene. Anyone recognize where this is from?

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Lily freaked and shut down. Later, I found her in one of the Blue Sun labs with Blue, sounded like the upload again.

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After the upload sounds finished, Lily came up and about. Kitten was there. Apparently if you ever need Kitten to show up, all you need to do is create a set of circumstances that would spell her doom. I tried to warn her, she skipped and froliced. Against my own best judgement, so did I. It is surprisingly liberating. I declined to eat the worm that Kitten offered. She has never eaten sushi.

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BerryBlueSun is now in Krenshar's Casino. Don't ask me to explain either part of why Krenshar has a casino or why BerryBlueSun is there. I don't know and it makes my head hurt to think about it.

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Newhall is part of my regular route, second to last stop. I had to update the auto ship to shore shuttle. I had to fly down manually and I got a good look at the Alliance Station near the shipyard. The Alliance appears to be standardizing some of their orbital facilities. They have one almost exactly like it over Zenobia and Bihar.

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Almost exactly like it. Apparently Sorrowman Shipping cut an advertising deal with the Alliance. How slick is that?

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Ambassadorial duties are a little more tedious than being trade consulate. I was only made trade consulate because no one else wanted the job. I went to a social event at the companions House on Al Raqis. The constable made a few thoughtful comments about paperwork reduction. We had some deep breathing meditation and then drank an unidentified blend of coffee without knowing how it was baked, its coarseness of grinding, or how it was brewed. I think it was perhaps unimportant because they sprinkled to top with the cinammon flavored awareness spectrum narcotic I estimate is worth 15-20 Credits a serving. And there was no sushi.

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This is Dr. Thomas Isaac, he is studying the giant invertebrates indiginous to Mu Draconis. Like the Kopi Luwak coffee, the cinammon flavored awareness spectrum narcotic is also passed thru the digestive tract of an animal.

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I hooked up Constable Vooper Werribee with some of the Kona Coffee (animal digestive tract free) and a sample of 34Tauri United Alliance of Planet Currency.

The former for quality control and the latter for numismatic purposes....of course.

The Constable showed me a security photo of a ship hovering over the Splintered Rock Landing Pad.

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Before heading back in the other direction of my long trip, I took a local ornithopter and looked out at the sunset.

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